Setting the Scene: School for Ty started last week and the other 3 kids start next week. We received an email from Maia’s new school regarding car line procedures. The following conversation took place after I read the email to Matt.
He Said: So, they seriously sent that long of an email just about car line?
She Said: Oh yes, yes they did.
He Said: Is it really that hard?
She Said: Oh my friend, I can tell you didn’t do car line a lot in the last few years.
He Said: But they said we have to watch a video. Do we really need to watch a video? About car line?
She Said: Apparently.
He Said: Who are these people who can’t figure out car line? You drive in, you drive around, you stay in line, you drop your kid off, you drive away. It’s not that hard.
She Said: You’d be surprised.
He Said: People really don’t understand this process?
She Said: Last year a dad drove up on the sidewalk to drop off his kid. And a lady knocked over every single orange cone. And another lady mowed down the PTA sign…although I understand that one. These people just don’t understand how it works.
He Said: I’m a little scared.
She Said: You should be. Just prepare for the zombie apocalypse and you’ll be fine.
He Said: Dear God….
She Said: Good luck.