Setting the Scene: In the middle of our annual Superbowl Party, Ty turned to Matt and made the slightly sarcastic comment “I bet you wish you were Tom Brady”. The following conversation took place immediately afterwards.
He Said: Oh Yeah. I’d be Tom Brady.
She Said: You’re a Giants fan.
He Said: I’d still be Tom Brady.
She Said: Why?
He Said: If I’m Tom Brady then you are Gisele.
She Said: Did you really just say that out loud?
He Said: What? What did I say?
She Said: You don’t see where you went wrong? I’ll just give you a minute to ponder it.
Cue Jeopardy music here.
He Said: Nope. What did I say?
She Said: Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to figure it out tonight. From the couch. Where you’ll be sleeping.
He Said: You’re not going to tell me are you?
She Said: Call Gisele. Maybe she will tell you.
He Said: Yeah like I’d be lucky enough to get her to take my call.
She Said: No blankets for you.
He Said: What?
She Said: Keep talking and I’ll take away the pillow too.
He Said: Is it too late to blame this whole conversation on the beer?