Setting the Scene: One of the things these people in my house do that drive me nuts is leave empty or nearly empty food containers in the fridge. Apparently I am the only one bothered by such behavior. The following conversation took place when Matt found an empty milk jug in the fridge.
He Said: Who did this?
She Said: Did what?
He Said: Left an empty milk jug in the fridge.
She Said: Don’t know. But look, it’s not totally empty yet.
He Said: Oh I’m sorry. Who left a milk jug with literally a Tbsp of milk in the fridge?
She Said: Still don’t know.
He Said: What in the hell? What kind of deviant behavior is this?
She Said: Well, we did tell them not to leave empty containers in the fridge. Technically they listened.
He Said: That’s not funny.
She Said: Oh, now it bothers you. Now that you have to be the one to go get another jug of milk out of the garage fridge. Doesn’t bother you so much when it’s me. I see.
He Said: That’s not the point.
She Said: Oh that’s my point. That’s definitely my point.
He Said: Next week- buy skim milk. I’m pouring it in the regular milk jug. Teach these little jerks a lesson.
She Said: Harsh. I like it.