Setting the Scene: Thanksgiving is this week. I don’t know how it happened. My house is a disaster, like a hazmat disaster, I still need to go to the grocery store, and we have a house full of guests showing up soon. The following conversation took place when Matt discovered a potential life altering problem in our house.
He Said: We’re almost out of alcohol.
She Said: How much is left?
He Said: Enough for maybe one drink.
She Said: You’ll have to go to the ABC store on the way home tomorrow.
He Said: Can it wait until the weekend?
She Said: Well. We have more than 20 people showing up to our house for Thanksgiving. Have you seen the state of our house right now?
He Said: I have.
She Said: And I have to cook the meal, and the appetizers, and the desserts.
He Said: I know.
She Said: I deserve alcohol.
He Said: So….that’s a no? It can’t wait until the weekend?
She Said: Is your mother spending the night?
He Said: Ok. It’s a no. Gotcha.