Setting the Scene: It’s well established that I love crime shows, right? And I really love shows such as Snapped, Wives with Knives, and Women Who Kill. The following conversation took place while Matt and I were watching a preview for the new Women Who Kill.
He Said: She doesn’t look all that scary.
She Said: Nope. Not really. I’d be her cellmate.
He Said: Why? What’s she in for?
She Said: Attempted murder.
He Said: And you want to be her cellmate?
She Said: Sure.
He Said: I don’t know about that. She’s not scary but she doesn’t look friendly.
She Said: She looks like a quitter.
He Said: What?
She Said: She’s a quitter. She’s only in there for attempted murder.
He Said: It’s scary how your brain works.
She Said: I guarantee I’d have finished the job.
He Said: Yeah that’s not any more comforting.
The End.