Setting the Scene: Matt and I like to watch this show called 24 to Life. It’s a show that follows people convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison during their last 24 hours of freedom. It’s really interesting to watch and kind of addictive. They don’t reveal the crimes until the very end of the show so we like to guess what these people did and see who gets it right. Just for the record, I am the champion. The following conversation took place during the show the other night.
He Said: I feel bad for her.
She Said: Me too.
He Said: What was she supposed to do with him in prison?
She Said: She had to pay the bills somehow.
He Said: Well think about how hard it would be.
She Said: What?
He Said: If I went to prison for 3 years. What would you do?
She Said: I don’t know. Probably look for husband number 2.
He Said: Funny.
She Said: You asked.
He Said: But really, what would you do?
She Said: Well I’m too old to be a stripper and too tired to be a hooker. So I guess I’d be screwed.
He Said: Shut up.