Setting the Scene: We have an issue in this house with Matt falling asleep on the couch almost every night. The following conversation took place one night last week when we finally sat down to watch a show on television.
He Said: So you want to watch another episode?
She Said: Sure but the only one left is 2 hours long. Can you stay awake?
He Said: Of course I can. It’s only 9:15.
She Said: Please.
He Said: What?
She Said: You were asleep on the couch last night at 8:30. Whatever.
He Said: Well not tonight. I’ll stay awake.
She Said: Sure you will. I know what’s going to happen. You’ll fall asleep 15 minutes into the show, wake up when it’s got 15 minutes left and ask me what happened.
He Said: No I won’t. So dramatic. Just start the show.
She Said: Ok. But I’m not telling you what happened when you wake up.
15 minutes later.
He Said: nothing because he was already asleep.
1 hour and 11 minutes later.
He Said: What did I miss? What happened?
She Said: censored for mature content