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He Said, She Said: Horse Face

{You know all those funny and/or stupid little moments that happen in every marriage but nobody ever talks about? Well welcome to He Said, She Said: True Stories where I give you an unprecedented glimpse inside the marital dysfunction. You are welcome.}
Setting the Scene: Matt and I were fully engrossed in watching a marathon of Sunday Football. The screen showed an extreme close up of the Seattle Seahawks coach. The following conversation took place as we watched the coach screaming and yelling over a bad call.
He Said: Wow, check out the vein in his forehead.
She Said: That thing is gonna blow at some point.
He Said: With calls like that one it will be sooner rather than later.
She Said: Oh goody, something to look forward to for the 4th quarter.
He Said: That coach looks like something. I can’t figure it out though. 
She Said: Like another person?
He Said: No, not a person. Give me a minute, I’ll figure it out.
**30 Minutes Later**
He Said: I got it! He looks like a horse. His face looks like a horse’s face.
She Said: Well. That’s unfortunate. 
He Said: Why?
She Said: There’s only one part of man’s body that a woman wants to resemble a horse. And it’s sure not his face.
He Said: Nothing….he was too busy choking on his beer.
**10 Minutes Later**
He Said: He also kind of looks like a bobblehead.
She Said: Well. Now you’re just being cruel. (for those non-regular readers, I have a very unhealthy fear of bobbleheads)

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