So What If:
*I’m actually considering getting a gym membership for the sole purpose of using their on-site childcare. Oh yes, I said it.
*I spent the past week dealing with a sinus infection, a UTI, and Strep Throat. Why? Did I lick a shopping cart at The Wal*Mart without realizing it? I need a bubble. I wonder what store sells bubble habitats for moms.
*I’ve been terrible at replying to comments on the blog lately. Mainly because I’ve been really sick, see above. I always always always reply via email unless the commenter is a no-reply blogger. I’ll catch up again soon, please know I read and appreciate every single comment.
*Zoey seems to be trying to give up her naps. This is not okay. I told her naps are not optional and she laughed at me. I was not kidding. There’s as much of a chance of me letting her give up naps as there is of me giving up wine. For those of you who are new here, that’s a ZERO percent chance.
*I have 28 blog posts in draft form waiting for me finish them. I swear I have ADD lately. I start writing a post and all of a sudden I’m all “hey look, something shiny” and before I know it I’m redecorating a room. Is late onset ADD a real thing?
*I finally made a new sign to discourage solicitors from knocking on my door or ringing my doorbell. The last straw came on Friday when the same company had 4 different people knock on my door within a 20 minute time period. The first person tried to sell me something, the three other people came to tell me why I was wrong to say no to the first person. They should consider themselves lucky that no blood was shed. So I made a new sign. What do you think?
*There’s a blog that I’ve been in love with for a long time. It’s one of those bigger bloggers that I’ve admired and enjoyed reading. Then I started to follow her on twitter. She’s a completely different, not-so-nice, making fun of other people, person on Twitter. Now I can’t read her blog anymore without feeling like she’s fake and not genuine at all. I hate that.