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So What?

So What If:

*I’m actually considering getting a gym membership for the sole purpose of using their on-site childcare. Oh yes, I said it.

*I spent the past week dealing with a sinus infection, a UTI, and Strep Throat. Why? Did I lick a shopping cart at The Wal*Mart without realizing it? I need a bubble. I wonder what store sells bubble habitats for moms.

*I’ve been terrible at replying to comments on the blog lately. Mainly because I’ve been really sick, see above. I always always always reply via email unless the commenter is a no-reply blogger. I’ll catch up again soon, please know I read and appreciate every single comment.

*Zoey seems to be trying to give up her naps. This is not okay. I told her naps are not optional and she laughed at me. I was not kidding. There’s as much of a chance of me letting her give up naps as there is of me giving up wine. For those of you who are new here, that’s a ZERO percent chance.

*I have 28 blog posts in draft form waiting for me finish them. I swear I have ADD lately. I start writing a post and all of a sudden I’m all “hey look, something shiny” and before I know it I’m redecorating a room. Is late onset ADD a real thing?

*I finally made a new sign to discourage solicitors from knocking on my door or ringing my doorbell. The last straw came on Friday when the same company had 4 different people knock on my door within a 20 minute time period. The first person tried to sell me something, the three other people came to tell me why I was wrong to say no to the first person. They should consider themselves lucky that no blood was shed. So I made a new sign. What do you think?

*There’s a blog that I’ve been in love with for a long time. It’s one of those bigger bloggers that I’ve admired and enjoyed reading. Then I started to follow her on twitter. She’s a completely different, not-so-nice, making fun of other people, person on Twitter. Now I can’t read her blog anymore without feeling like she’s fake and not genuine at all. I hate that.

So What Wednesday.

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  • That sucks getting caught with so much ickiness at once. Hope you feel better soon!

    I love the sign. If people are dumb enough to ignore it, I say release both the krackens – the person deserves it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • So Hysterically Funny, Witty AND TRUE!!! Loved it! I feel you sister!

    Love, Nicki G.

  • I don’t think you can leave the gym while your kids are in the childcare room, you know that, right?

    The sign is too funny, it’s not scary enough.

    Lots of bloggers are mean, I put my best foot forward on my blog, but I’m an ogre in real life. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ask my step-kids.

  • LOVE that sign…I had the same thing happen to me when I started following a blogger on their other social media sites..it was sad ๐Ÿ™

  • My two-year-old gave up naps unless she is in the car. It makes me sad since that was the small slice of the day to myself. Now I get to deal with an angry, sleepy toddler at the end of the day. The joys of motherhood.

  • I had a friend who joined a gym for the primary reason of being able to take a shower uninterrupted a couple times a week. The working out part was totally a means to the end.

    Love the sign!

    I’m similar with my blogging, always. I have tons of partially written posts but can’t seem to focus long enough to actually finish one. Or I find myself sitting down thinking and thinking and thinking of what to write about, rather than going to any of those partial posts. I annoy myself.

    I always find it strange when you find people who seem to have different ways of representing themselves depending on where they are. I don’t have the energy for acting any way other than ME, regardless of where it is.

  • Love the sign. I admire that you’ve at least started several posts. I have totally fallen down on the job lately. I don’t know how you find time to respond to every comment – you are my hero! And my city actually has instructions on the size to make a no soliciting sign that’s enforceable under ordinance. I had one but it got wet in spite of my laminating attempt and has currently gone missing. One friend accused me of being a grouch. You’re allowed to just stop answering the door – and the phone – it’s your option – you are under NO obligation to answer – it’s your door after all. ๐Ÿ™‚ Too bad about the twitter, now I’m really curious who it is.

  • Oh, and I totally use the gym for the free childcare.

    At the one we used to belong to, we still had to pay for it- but it was reasonable. I used to pay the fee and then go take a shower and read a book. LOL

  • I LOVE that sign!!!

    Curious about twitter, too. LOL

  • Blogger. Autocorrect failure.

  • You have me so curious about the twitter blotter…who?

  • I have adult-onset ADD too, except I think it’s really just motherhood. When you go several years without being able to finish a sentence or a thought or a shower without getting interrupted, your brain must decide you don’t need that skill anymore and cuts your attention span by about 80%. I can only hope when I’m old and the kids are all moved out that I can focus on one thing for more than five minutes again.

  • oh that sign is too funny! that will scare them off!

    PS you posted So What Wednesday on Tuesday ๐Ÿ˜‰