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He Said, She Said: Being Tom Brady

{You know all those funny and/or stupid little moments that happen in every marriage but nobody ever talks about? Well welcome to He Said, She Said: True Stories where I give you an unprecedented glimpse inside the marital dysfunction. Your welcome.}

Setting the Scene: In the middle of our annual Superbowl Party, Ty turned to Matt and made the slightly sarcastic comment “I bet you wish you were Tom Brady”. The following conversation took place immediately afterwards.

He Said: Oh Yeah. I’d be Tom Brady.

She Said: You’re a Giants fan.

He Said: I’d still be Tom Brady.

She Said: Why?

He Said: If I’m Tom Brady then you are Gisele.

She Said: Did you really just say that out loud?

He Said: What? What did I say?

She Said: You don’t see where you went wrong? I’ll just give you a minute to ponder it.

Cue Jeopardy music here.

He Said: Nope. What did I say?
She Said: Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to figure it out tonight. From the couch. Where you’ll be sleeping.

He Said: You’re not going to tell me are you?

She Said: Call Gisele. Maybe she will tell you.

He Said: Yeah like I’d be lucky enough to get her to take my call.

She Said: No blankets for you.

He Said: What?

She Said: Keep talking and I’ll take away the pillow too.

He Said: Is it too late to blame this whole conversation on the beer?

The End.

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  • Hahah. But I bet he didn’t end up sleeping on the couch, did he?

  • Well, I guess if you are Gisele, then he is Tom Brady. Yum!

  • Well I guess if you are Gisele, then you get Tom Brady! Yum!

  • I have been known to say some pretty stupid things and may have even made that same mistake, but I would have realized what I said.

    • Haha! If he’d had a couple less beers he would have realized what he said. Actually if he’d had a couple less beers he wouldn’t have said it at all. Unfortunately his mouth works faster than his brain sometimes.

  • hahaha. this is hilarious! 🙂

  • LOL! Love it!