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He Said, She Said: Penis Ripping Fish

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        {You know all those funny and/or stupid little moments that happen in every marriage but nobody ever talks about? Well welcome to He Said, She Said: True Stories where I give you an unprecedented glimpse inside the marital dysfunction. You are welcome.}       Setting the Scene: Matt and I [Read More]



Yes I Bought My 3 Year Old A Kindle. No I Don’t Care What You Think.

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    I think the title says it all, yes?    A couple of weekends ago Matt and I took the 3 little kids over to Toys R Us and we bought Zoey her own Kindle Fire HD. On sale for $119 and it came with a free case. She’s happy. I’m happy. We’re all [Read More]



Easy Clean Up At The Arts & Crafts Table

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This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and Scott Brand, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #Scottvalue http://my-disclosur.es/OBsstV   I love being a mom. I love pretty much everything about it….maybe not necessarily all the time but most of the time. I love watching my [Read More]



He Said, She Said: How To Kill Your Husband

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        {You know all those funny and/or stupid little moments that happen in every marriage but nobody ever talks about? Well welcome to He Said, She Said: True Stories where I give you an unprecedented glimpse inside the marital dysfunction. You are welcome.}       Setting the Scene: I record a [Read More]



If We Had A Coffee Date

If we had a morning coffee date this week at my house the first thing you would see when you came in the front door is the Little People slash Imaginext castle village that the little kids built and played with all weekend. I haven’t had the time to clean it all up and even [Read More]



6 Reasons I Love Spring Break

Yesterday started our week of Spring Break and I am so excited. No really, I’m so ready! I remember when all my kids were little and Spring Break seemed like an albatross around my neck. Entertain all the little kids for a week? Oy. But now that they are all getting older? Spring Break rocks.  [Read More]



The Morning Car Line Is Bad For My Health

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Let’s talk about the absurdity of the morning car drop off line at my little kid’s school for a moment, shall we? More specifically, let’s talk about how it’s really bad for my health. Even more specifically, my blood pressure. I have an admittedly low tolerance for idiots and inconsiderate jerks. Unfortunately the morning car [Read More]



Putting The Spring In My Clean

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Once the weather warms up around here I start to feel the itch to clean and purge. It happens every year and I can’t even explain it. I can’t sit still, I can’t focus on anything else, I feel like I have ants in my pants. I need to purge and organize all the things. [Read More]



He Said, She Said: Selective Blindness

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        {You know all those funny and/or stupid little moments that happen in every marriage but nobody ever talks about? Well welcome to He Said, She Said: True Stories where I give you an unprecedented glimpse inside the marital dysfunction. You are welcome.}       Setting the Scene: Matt has what [Read More]



Getting The Jump On Spring Cleaning

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         Preparations for Spring are in full force around my house, despite the fact that winter seems to want to hang around a lot longer than I deem necessary this year. I saw my first Daffodil flower a few days ago, so clearly Spring is coming. The trees are in full bloom, [Read More]